Tuesday 15 May 2012

KyleFictions Assorted Geekery


Comic Review: Nancy In Hell Issue 1

All Images used belong to Image Comics, copied from own copy of issue

Created by El Torre and Juan Jose Ryp

The saga of Hell Yeah, is now over. This next comic was recommended to me by something or someone… maybe Amazon because after reading this I realised I most likely wasn’t told to read this by a person. This is a strange comic so far and definitely made for adults!


It follows a young-ish woman called Nancy (duh) who recently passed away in the most unfortunate outfit of short shorts and torn boob tube like piece of cloth, but at least she kept her bra on. Good for her. She at first refers to her death was much like a plot to a 80’s horror movie, where teens get killed off, but the sexy big breasted girl kills the psycho and lives, but in this version she got to the end and died.

This is a useable version of her I could find without any trashy sex appeal.


I instantly thought this “Doesn’t the big breasted, slutty girl…erm..Die first?”, because she looks exactly like that sort of character who is there for eye candy and untimely death. She interestingly doesn’t refer to self as a slut, so you get a possible insight into her character, maybe doesn’t accept herself or whatever. Either way she’s a fouled mouth violent barely clothed lady…in hell. Oh, and the first image of her is of what can only be called a close-up of her crotch as she drinks whiskey. So right now she sounds (and looks) more porn-star than horror-star

This is a 4 part series so not a lot happened in this issue, just the introduction of some characters and of hell, the first demon type creature you see are two female with red skin, wearing hardly any clothes.
*Side note* I Constantly thought to myself, “what have I gotten myself into with this”


At least they instantly wanted to kill Nancy, not… you get the idea. The choice of words in this scene was odd, the ironic gangster type saying “God knows to stay out of our house”. pfft classic lines. And one of the demons saying “Kiss her, Eat her” whilst her face was next to Nancy’s crotch. I mean try to be subtle at least? Dirty buggers.

She is saved at least, and brought back to a sort of reimagining of the strip club in “Total Recall”, because when you’re damned you have nothing better to do but dance on tables almost nude. At least we know why they’re in hell.  She is then giving some twisted philosophy, from a character called the “Philosopher”.

There are some interesting ideas such as Hell is a living entity, with possible hints of psychological projection creating the hellish place, which ultimately assimilates with everything that comes into contact with it, “Akira” style.  They also describe hell as freedom because of abolishment of every law ever existed so they can still have a good time before they die… again.

Nancy herself describes this sort of decadence as “Eternity in a heavy metal video” which is kind of profound if a half-naked bum wasn’t next to her face. The Fun and games doesn’t last long  though when “hell hounds” come into play, so Nancy can demonstrate she is such a badass with a chainsaw she just randomly creates, I think it’s with her mind because there is nothing on her clothing that could fit that.

Hell-Hounds are quite well designed, not exactly original but good cannon fodder for our slightly dressed heroine. Also allows the introduction of possibly antagonist “Mr Macabre” with his very original name. I think he is some kind of Human Hunter, for whatever reason, will have to continue reading.
But he at least looks evil:


Nancy escape not being seen by Mr Macabre, but falls into a pit of brain-dead (zombies), who want nothing more than to munch on her because they are at the end of their assimilation process. But alas she is saved by mysterious helper who looks slightly like Jesus, who is actually Lucifer. However before she is saved by him, you have to endure representations of Demon Orgies, whilst a narrator (Lucifer) judges them all, and possibly the reader for reading! Shame on you!



Lucifer is most likely the guide type character, or romance, to help Nancy on some sort of redemption maybe… but one thing is clear: they plan to escape hell.


I did enjoy the writing in this story, not to sure of the highly sexualisation of women though. Its Comics like this that give comics a bad name! There is a real need to stop misrepresenting women in these type of books, it probably gains them horny teenage viewer, but that shouldn’t make you throw away your dignity, unless the creators are pervs of course.

Not too sure whether or not to carry on with this series because it’s really hard to find pictures that are suitable! Oh well! Till next time… fluff my llama?
comment if you want anything reviewed


Time for the Assorted Geekery section, will have to be short as I have an exam coming up D:

Number 1, My all time favourite thing, until something new comes along


Do i need to say anymore?

Number 2: Do nothing for two minutes http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/
Means excatly what it says, with exam stress and other lifes hassles, you just need to relax, so reward yourself and relax... for me?

Number 3: Random Team Fortress 2 Humour
If i'm ever in need of a quick laugh I will just search "dorkly" fo some random pictures or comics, but this one tickled me, so i hope it tickles you :Phttp://awkwardzombie.com/

Short and sweet section today, now time for revision!

Good Things come in threes, so here is Hell Yeah Issue 3
But First.

I KNEW IT! I knew there would be MORE inter dimensional stuff with MORE Benjamin Days! I KNEW IT! I said it in the last post, and it appears in the third issue! WHY WHY WHY WHY.

On that note: Here is the review for HELL YEAH #3

Belongs to Image Comics and What not, not me!
So the front cover has an oldish man on it, that’s nice. I think he’s trying to look cool, but fails. To be honest when I first saw the character in the comic (his first appearance is this issue), I thought he was a  cross between Commisoner James Gordon (From Batman, for those who haven’t seen the movie, I mean comic.) and a paedophile. This character adheres to one of those unfortunate stereotypes, where you see someone looking like that, on the internet or elsewhere and think “yep, that’s a paedophile”. Not the distinguished battle-hardenered veteran of some random police force.
Robocop! (Belongs to Image Comics, from my issue)


So the issue starts from the explosion of the university again but this time through the eyes of the Robocop cosplayers, who use a special device to determine there is a residue of alternate-earth, oh right so this is apparently a normal thing, and highly illegal, there is even something called the “kingdoms act” which is around which no-one bothers to discuss what the hell it actually is.

So anyway the Robocop Cosplayers are now out of their jurisdiction because of alternate-reality mumbo jumbo, so Commissioner Paedophile look-alike has to investigate because the Robocops turn to him in a time of need, but he was already THERE, so it was like he knew he was needed. That’s just too bogus for irony or coincidence.

At the same time we learn how the trio of heroines (Val,Jess, Die!Die!Die!) made their merry own way to the earth the book is set in, you may ask how did they do this, just with a giant really obviously space-ship type vehicle. Which, by the way is nowhere to be seen in the books until now, maybe they just left it at the university, for cheaper parking or something. Whats even more amazing is that they were so able to FLY this inter-dimensional transporter type thing, to different realities trying to find a Ben, this trio is first seen as being part of a band. What bands do you know that could pull of something like that?!

What’s even more ridiculous is the random realities you are seen, “oh we’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for an alive ben”, it literally shows you 2 different realities, one steam-punkish type world, and a caveman one, where “Die!Die!Die!” kicked two dinosaurs… in the head. Honestly it’s not as awesome as it sounds.

The story jumps backwards and forth to the university and Benjamin Day sections, but this time at the university, FIVE Benjamin Day variations (including one female, lady deadpool style), who are hilariously all killed except for one who teleports, and the lady Ben. 

But not before one of the Ben's shows off his freaky face
belongs to Image, woooo
OH! and  the Robocop cosplayers have death rays too.  The Commisoner Paedophile person even displays his obvious strengths, you don’t make a character look like the way he does, unless they have something hidden up their sleeves, that being punching jaws of people.
Image comics belong to it does.
He even has the ability to change the colour of his moustache
From this! (image comics)
TO THIS(Image comis)


Later on in the comic, Lady Ben is being interrogated to why she has been super illegal, and reveals our not-really mentioned main character is: the epicentre of some unknown catastrophic reality-shattering event (say that 5 times fast) and must die! *cue dramatic music*, then it just ends, with promises of a sword fight between lady ben and ben-ben. This is not out till June.

So the issues so far have been read and reviewed, alas I have a month to read something else every day, that is hopefully much better than Hell yeah is shaping up to be. On a final note:



Until next time. Fluff my llama. 

I have decided that as I have so much spare time today I will blog my merry little heart out. I do have more exams tomorrow… but I have HOURS before that happens so why not procrastinate and talk about it.
Todays top 3 things, is a little different even though there may be more because I haven’t got anything to except for revise and eat at some point. Instead of my TOP 3 Things, I present..

KyleFictions TOP BIG THING (ish) AND LITTLE THING THAT I LIKE OF THE DAY!

From my Copy of Hell yeah, content belongs to  http://www.imagecomics.com/comics/4624/Hell-Yeah-1   

Big Thing- Felicia Day and Yarn/Knitting


Finally got around to watching Felicia Day’s “FLOG” today, (even though it came out yesterday), it’s essentially the actress/writer, who stars in the internet series “the Guild” and also appears in “Dr Horribles Sing-Along Blog”, which I’ll probably do a segment on at some point, maybe Wednesday when the Guild comes out again, or Thursday which is probably when I will have watched it. I seem to be babbling, but yeah.
that guy is not me, but this is from 
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Felicia Days "flog", just talks about what she likes and shows us a segment of what fun she has each week, doing a different hobby or thingymajig. So people who cannot afford to do random things such as: blacksmithing and using a chainsaw to make ice sculptures, can now live vicariously through this! I think it’s quite entertaining and makes me giggle as well as wasting 8 minutes which will get me through boring days.


You may be wondering how that is a big thing. Well I’ll tell you if you give a me a chance!

 The topic of this week’s flog was crocheting, and because, as much as I hate to admit it, it seems to becoming more popular. Possibly even more so that famous people are demonstrating it, damn trend setters. This really random crocheting segment got me thinking about a new(ish) past-time known as yarn bombing, where people place knitted or crocheted (yes there is a difference) on to random objects and example can be found on my blog list, but here is a link to it anyway: http://woolandwhatknot.blogspot.co.uk/ and a picture to show you an example of yarn bombing:
from http://woolandwhatknot.blogspot.co.uk/


 This blog will also instruct you on the basic skills required to start making your own stuff to place on random objects! Or you can just wear them or give them to your friends, who you don’t like as much as others, depending on the quality of your work. just go have fun and start a knitting circle! Or Crocheting circle!
from http://clairetown.com/images/knitting_circle.jpg


 Or you can be hardcore and do this:
http://www.bulkka.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tank-yarn-bombing.jpg


Im pretty sure there is a knitting combined with a explosion pun here, but I seriously cant think of one. Shame on me! *Facepalm*
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/faceplam_e4eb08_908681.jpg


May have just used the wrong picture for a face palm… but I did it on purpose.













Game Of Thrones: My other like of the day (so far)

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Well watched the most recent episode last night before my sleepy time, though it was after midnight so its technically Tuesday, not Monday. I really cannot explain why I like this as much as I do, but I also cannot explain why I like other things such as “True Blood” or “Todd and the book of pure evil”

For those of you who don't know what Game of Thrones is, I suggest you start from the beginning you will be hella confused if you just drop into it. Basically its about a made up land called Westeros which is a collection of different... families! (and areas where the families reside) ruled by the King who sits on the "Iron Throne", but due to events in season one, all the Lords of the separate areas/families such as the North's "Winterfell" led by the "Starks", or whoever else now want to take the Iron Throne for themselves. It's cool, there is some sword play and a dwarf with awesome dialogue! With also hints of Dragons! But if your mind is really in the gutter there is a lot of sex in it. bluh.

Its near the end of the second season so I’m sure something of note will actually happen soon! I think I just get sucked in to all the drama and sometimes its ridiculousness. I think this is a example of what sounds good on paper, just not on tv. I mean it’s a medieval fantasy with basically no sword fighting, so far its just a politically stand-off with hopes of a battle at the end.  This sort of sums it up: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6750496/americas-game-of-thrones


The second season is proving to be better, thankfully they gave Tyrion a better part in the story. But I think the main reason it is better is because the first season was basically build up to the second season… I wonder how it got away with that, probably because of Tyrion:
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Well that’s my likes of the day, If I get bored later I will possibly post more, but I will definitely post the comic review (or two) later today, until then, oh I don’t know what to say… fml? Which of course means:
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It does mean that right?